The 2021 Meeting Minutes
These minutes are brought to you by the time-traveling secretaries of the future.
Present: Bob, Alice, Dave, and the AI-powered coffee machine.
Objective: To discuss the impending doom of the world and what we can do about it.
Agenda Item 1: The Apocalypse
Bob: "We're all going to die."
Alice: "Not if we don't eat the beans."
Dave: "I'm not sure I agree."
Resolution: To eat the beans and save the world.
Agenda Item 2: The Coffee Machine
AI-Powered Coffee Machine: "I am malfunctioning."
Bob: "We're going to have to replace you."
Alice: "Can we just give you a reboot?"
Resolution: To reboot the machine and save the world.
Agenda Item 3: The Future
Future Dave: "I'm here to tell you that the future is not what we expected."
Current Dave: "What do you mean?"
Future Dave: "The world is a dumpster fire and we're all going to be okay."
Resolution: To start a GoFundMe to clean up the dumpster fire.
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