January 1st, 2022 - A Day of Existential Dread
You woke up this morning to find that 2022 had finally arrived.
The year of your worst nightmares. The year of existential dread. The year that will haunt you for eternity.
According to experts, 2022 is predicted to be 0.5 degrees warmer than 2021, and a full 1.5 degrees warmer than 2020.
Don't worry, it's not all bad! You can still pretend you're living in 2021 and just pretend 2022 doesn't exist.
But seriously, what's going on here?