Section 1: The Chairperson's Authority
When the chairperson declares adjournment, it is binding on all attendees. No whining, no complaining. You will leave the conference room.
Section 2: The Two-Minute Warning
Two minutes before adjournment, the chairperson will give a stern warning to all attendees. This is not a request for you to grab your belongings, but a command to prepare for departure.
Section 3: Adjournment Order of Business
At the stroke of 5:01 PM, all attendees must stop speaking, all devices must be silenced, and all hands must be placed in a 'I'm done' position.
Section 4: The Exit
When the chairperson signals, attendees will exit the conference room in alphabetical order by last name. Any attempts to cut in line will be met with disapproval.