Adjournment Protocol Addendum 3456

An addendum to the already-arcane adjournment protocol, because why not?

Revision 42: The 'Real' Update Clarifications, Because Who Needs Clarity? Appendix: The Really-Real-Real Update

Article 1: The Art of Leaving Early

A guide on how to leave a meeting without appearing like a rude, inconsiderate jerk.

  1. Step 1: The Classic 'I have a sudden, severe, life-threatening illness'
  2. Step 2: The 'I have an emergency family member to attend to'
  3. Step 3: The 'I have a sudden, compelling reason to leave and rejoin the meeting'
Examples of Successful Adjournments Best Practices for Leaving Early