9:00 AM - Arrival and Registration of the Unenthused
9:30 AM - Welcome and Slight Praise of the Coffee
10:00 AM - Panel Discussion: The Futility of Office Meetings
11:15 AM - Networking Session: Where Everyone Hugs but Doesn't Actually Talk
12:00 PM - Adjournment Proceedings: The Art of Prolonging a Meeting for an Extra Hour
12:00 PM - Lunch and Despair
1:00 PM - The Never-Ending PowerPoint Presentation
1:30 PM - Adjournment Proceedings (Again, Because Why Not?)
3:00 PM - Adjournment Proceedings (The Final Time, We Swear)