MEETING AGENDA

75-90% OF THE MEETING WILL BE SPENT TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER

• 80%: Bureaucratic Red Tape
• 85%: The Coffee Machine Will Not Turn On
• 90%: The Meeting Will Be Canceled

Please note that this is a highly scientific meeting agenda, crafted by the best and brightest minds in the field.

All decisions will be made based on the collective consensus of the meeting participants, or the toss of a coin.

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