9:00-9:30am: The Hour of Sustained Productivity

9:00am: Arrival and Awkward Small Talk

Participants will gather, exchange pleasantries, and slowly realize they're all wearing the same outfit.

9:05am: Mandatory Caffeine Injection 9:10am: Slightly-Related Topics and Uncomfortable Silence

9:15am: Short Break: Staring at the Ceiling

9:20am: The Hour of Sustained Productivity (Or So We Hope)

Participants will attempt to focus on the topic at hand, but likely end up discussing their weekend instead.

9:25am: Wildly Unstructured Brainstorming (May Contain Sudden Outbursts of Insight)

Next Item: 9:30-10:00am: The Hour of Desperation