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Today's agenda is a jumbled mess of networking, hacking, and excessive cheese consumption.
10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Ice Breaker Cheese Tasting
10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Project Pitch Party
11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Algorithmic Trivia
12:00 PM - 13:00 PM: Cheesy Lunch Break
13:00 PM - 14:00 PM: Team Builder Cheese Sharing
14:00 PM - 15:00 PM: Cheesy Debate
15:00 PM - 16:00 PM: Cheese Fest Showdown
16:00 PM - 17:00 PM: Cheesy Exit
Remember: there will be excessive cheese. Proceed with caution.
Also, please do not eat the conference room carpet.
Each session will feature an abundance of cheese.
Please do not ask for seconds. Or thirds.
Unless you're at the Cheesy Lunch Break, in which case, go wild.
Remember: the more cheese you eat, the more likely you are to network effectively.
Please do not eat the conference room carpet.
Please do not eat the chairs.
Please do not eat the speakers, even if they look like they're made of cheddar.