Please remember to bring your lunch, as our break time has been moved to 3:00 PM sharp. Also, please do not touch the coffee machine.
Intern 1 will be presenting his project at 4:00 PM. Intern 2 will be performing a magic trick to distract everyone while Intern 1 speaks.
Intern 3 will be taking a break to work on their "The Benefits of Procrastination" paper, and Intern 4 will be working on "The Art of Making Excuses".
Remember, the meeting will not end until everyone has eaten all the free pizza.