It's been a whole 5 years since we first met in the conference room, and now we're back together, stronger than ever! The love is real, and so is our stomachs' capacity for free donuts.
We've seen it all: the awkward team-building exercises, the endless meetings, and the occasional "accidental" coffee machine takeover. But through it all, we've grown to love each other's quirks and tolerate our coworkers' snoring.
Join us for an evening of cake, champagne, and forced team-building activities! (Just kidding, we'll probably just eat pizza and complain about our boss.)
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We've spent a total of 100 hours in meetings since our first encounter.
Average meeting length: 45 minutes.
Number of times we've said "I'm not sure what the point of this meeting is": 27.