Agenda
09:00 AM - Arrival of the Free Caffeine
- 09:15 AM - Introduction to the impending doom of our love lives
- 09:30 AM - Reviewing the past year's accomplishments (i.e., what went wrong)
- 11:00 AM - The annual ritual: assigning blame
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break: eating our feelings
- 01:30 PM - Planning the next year's failures
Remember, folks, this is a meeting, not a therapy session. (Or is it?) Minutes will be available upon request.
Don't forget to wear your best "I'm still here" face!