Attendee Number 2 is a mysterious figure, shrouded in secrecy.
Attendee Number 4 is a master of the ancient art of doing nothing.
Attendee Number 5 claims to be an expert on the history of forgotten socks.
The infamous Attendee Number 3 was a guest of honor last week, but nobody knows what they did.
Attendee Number 6 was a no-show. Again.
Attendee Number 7 is a master of the ancient art of procrastination.
Attendee Number 8 is a professional napper.
Attendee Number 9 is a self-taught expert on the history of forgotten keys.
Attendee Number 10 has not arrived, and probably won't.