The Meeting of the Century

Join us for the most important meeting in the multiverse. We'll be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

• Meet the Earlybirds
• Meet the Latecomers
• Meet the Parachutists

Don't be late, or you'll be forced to participate in the infamous "Suffer Through" exercise.

Earlybirds are the most esteemed attendees. They get the best seats, the tastiest snacks, and prophets of the divine.

Earlybirds are known for their ability to arrive at the appointed hour. They are the chosen ones, the favored ones, the ones who will shape the course of history.

But don't just_goals the meeting. The real fun starts at the "Suffer Through" exercise. You'll be forced to listen to an hour-long presentation on the importance of beige curtains. Yes, you read that right.