MEETING OF THE MEETING OF THE MEETING COMMITTEE

Attendees:

John Smith - CEO of Procrastination Inc.
Jane Doe - Expert in Doing Nothing
Bob Johnson - Professional Sleeper

Agenda:

10:00 AM - Arrival of Coffee
10:15 AM - Bureaucratic Red Tape
11:45 AM - Lunchtime Procrastination
12:30 PM - Actual Work

Notable Quotes:

“I'm not late, it's just my watch is broken.” - John

"I'm not a morning person." - Jane

"I'm here to network, not to work." - Bob