LATE-RISERS MEETING

John, you are late again

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Warning: Attendance is mandatory. Punctuality is not an option.

Meeting Objectives:

• Arrive on time
• Bring snacks
• Be on time for the next meeting (just kidding)

Minutes of the Meeting:

John: "Sorry, I'm late because..."

Chairperson: "Because, John, because..."

John: "No, no, no, it's because..."

(Repeat ad nauseam)

Next Meeting: Just John's Meeting