Late-Risers: The Most Entertaining Group in the Meeting

Current Attendance:

• Tim: 10 minutes late, still eating breakfast
• Jane: 20 minutes late, claims her cat was stuck in a tree
• Bob: 30 minutes late, still trying to find his car keys
• Ellen: 45 minutes late, claims she was abducted by aliens

Excuses:

• My car broke down
• I was stuck in a time paradox
• I was reorganizing my sock drawer
• I was trying to set a new world record for longest commute