The Bureau of Pajama Pants Reform gathered to discuss the recent surge in bonus mandates.
Decision 1: Pajama Pants Sock Policy
It was decided that all bonus mandates henceforth shall include a free pair of matching socks with every purchase of pajama pants.
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Decision 2: Mandatory Sock Drawer Organization
Every individual shall be required to maintain a strict color-coding system for their sock drawer to ensure maximum efficiency and productivity.
Further discussion on the topic of Mandatory Sock Drawer Organization was tabled for next meeting.
Other notable mentions:
- The importance of Silhouette Sunday Brunch for optimal Pajama Pants reform.