Decree 3456-B: Sock Drawer Organization Mandate

Effective Immediately, all citizens are required to organize their socks into neat, color-coded piles.

Section 1: Sock Classification

Color Code Sock Type
White Stains Not Allowed
Stripes Moderate Patterns Only
Striped Severe Patterns, No Exceptions

Section 2: Sock Storage

Section 3: Sock Rotation

Enforcement and Consequences

Non-compliance will result in fines, imprisonment, or forced viewing of 80s music videos.

Learn more about the Sock Drawer Schedule.

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Sock Drawer Schedule

View the Sock Drawer Schedule for more information on sock rotation, storage, and classification.