Decisions, decisions, so many decisions. We've been tasked with implementing the latest bonus mandate, and it's a real doozy.
Our team of experts has deemed it essential to create a system that tracks employee pajama pants usage. Because, you know, it's really important.
Our implementation plan involves creating a web-based interface for tracking and monitoring employee PJs, complete with real-time analytics and alerts for when someone's pants are too loose.
We're also working on integrating with our existing time-and-attendance system, because who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned punch clock with a PJs tracker tacked on.
Our target completion date is next Thursday, but let's be real, we'll probably end up working through the weekend.
View Implementation Roadmap Phase 1: Requirements Gathering Phase 2: Design and Prototyping Phase 3: Implementation (AKA the Part Where We Lose Our Minds) Phase 4: Debugging and Frustration Phase 5: Release and Panic Phase 6: Maintenance and Pretending-It's-All-Working-As-Intended Estimated Completion Date: Next Thursday Actual Completion Date: Who Knows?