By order of the Council of Extraordinary Pajama Pants, it is decreed that all employees shall wear pajama pants on Fridays.
Section 1: Pajama Pants are to be worn at all times, unless absolutely necessary.
Section 2: Pajama Pants shall not be worn in meetings, unless specifically requested by the meeting leader, who must be wearing pajama pants themselves.
Section 3: Pajama Pants shall be made of a material that is at least 90% cotton, or a material that can be mistaken for cotton.
Section 4: Pajama Pants shall be paired with a minimum of 2 socks per foot.