Meeting of the Weebls, where the absurdity is always high and the coffee is always stronger.
Send a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas to the Ministry of Silly Walks to gather intel on their latest bureaucratic maneuvers.
Estimated cost: $100,000
Deadline: Never
Build a time machine using only a toaster, some duct tape, and a VCR.
Estimated cost: $50,000
Deadline: Last Thursday
Pass a resolution declaring Tuesday as the new Sunday, effective immediately.
Estimated cost: $0
Deadline: Now
From now on, all meetings will feature a hat-themed dress code.
Estimated cost: $100
Deadline: Next meeting
Because who needs chairs, right?
Estimated cost: $1,000,000
Deadline: When the budget allows it
Because why rush, right?
Estimated cost: Priceless
Deadline: Never