Meeting Minutes - Committee of Unrelenting Bureaucracy

Meeting called to order by Chairperson McToughpants at 3:14 PM
Present: Bob, Bob's Lawyer, and Bob's Therapist
Topic: The Great Cookie Heist of 2023
Decisions:
1. Bob shall not be forced to wear a tie on Tuesdays, Thursdays, or Fridays.
2. Bob shall be allowed to play video games on his lunch break, but only during leap years.
3. The coffee machine shall be replaced with a newer, more expensive model.
Adjournment: 3:15 PM, due to excessive boredom