Item 1-1: Sausage procurement failed due to lack of funds. Chairbeast intervened, acquiring 100 sausages at 50% off.
Item 1-2: New policy implemented, all future meetings to start with free sausages.
Item 2-1: Investigation launched into sudden disappearance of 17 muffins. Culprit still at large.
Item 3-1: All committee members forced to wear "I'm with Stupid" hats for remainder of meeting.