CM-01: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Named

html CM-01: The Meeting That Shall Not Be Named

Action Item 1:

The team was tasked with deciding the best way to eat the 20 boxes of stale pizza that were delivered to the conference room.

Option 1: Eat the entire pizza by hand while reciting Shakespearean sonnets
Option 2: Rotate the slices in a predetermined pattern to optimize pizza-to-face contact
Option 3: Ignore the pizza and play Nintendo instead

Action Item 2:

The team was tasked with deciding the best way to deal with the impending robot uprising.

Option 1: Build a moat filled with water and sharks
Option 2: Befriend the robots and invite them to our pizza party
Option 3: Hug the robots until they surrender