MEETING MINUTES - Cheese-to-Milk-Rationing, 2022-01-15
Attendees: Bob, Joe, and 5 others (who actually just wanted to get to the break room)DECISIONS:
- Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will ration milk-to-cheese ratios at 1.5:1.
- Bob will be in charge of enforcing the new ratio.
- Joe has been assigned to monitor Bob for signs of rebellion.
- We will reevaluate the ratio in 6 months or when someone gets too drunk from excessive cheese.
Next meeting: 2022-02-01, 2:00 PM, same location. Come prepared for more bureaucratic nonsense.