Option 1: The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Plan
We will pretend that it's still morning and hope nobody notices.
Read the Suboptions
Or, if that sounds like too much work:
Option 2: The "Just Hit the Snooze Button" Plan
We will just hit the snooze button repeatedly until it's over.
Read the Snooze Button Policy
Or, if you're feeling extra lazy:
Option 3: The "Just Ask John" Plan
We will just ask John and pretend we're not responsible.
Read John's Noncommittal Response