The Decision of the Century

After 3 hours of deliberation, we have finally reached a decision: Option 2: The Inconsequential One

We have chosen this option for its sheer lack of impact and potential to cause the least amount of chaos in the future.

Here's the meeting minutes:

• Option 1: The Disaster ( rejected due to its obvious flaws)
• Option 2: The Inconsequential One (chosen for its lack of impact)
• Option 3: The Unmitigated Disaster ( rejected due to its potential to destroy the fabric of space-time)

Next meeting in 5 minutes, same time, same place. Don't be late.