3HOUR LUNCH DECISIONS MEETING

The great minds of the company are gathered here to make decisions, or so we hope.

Agenda Item 1: Free Pizza in the Break Room

Shall we have free pizza in the break room for the next 3 months?

Vote: For the Pizza Vote: Against the Pizza (you monster)

Agenda Item 2: Mandatory Friday Afternoon Naps

Is it possible to nap in the office without getting fired?

Vote: For the Nap Vote: Against the Nap (you soul-sucking corporate drone)
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