Minutes from the meeting that nobody attended.
After much deliberation, we have decided that the donuts in the break room were not actually missing, but were instead rebranded as "energy bars" for the sake of office morale.
Read Decision 1After a heated debate, we have decided that Bob's cubicle will indeed be repainted, but only with a special edition of "Minty Fresh" and only if he agrees to wear a "I'm with Stupid" hat to the next meeting.
Read Decision 2We have decided that the minutes of the last meeting will indeed be kept, but only in a hidden folder labeled "Top Secret" and only if you're wearing a fedora.
Read Decision 3