We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into our prestigious organization of highly questionable decision-making.
As a valued member of our team, you will be expected to attend meetings that will last for hours, discuss things that will probably not be relevant, and make decisions that will likely be regretted in the morning.
Please report to the conference room on the 3rd floor, where you will be greeted by our team of highly trained professionals who will be wearing matching "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
We look forward to seeing you there!
Best regards,
The Management Team
