Rejected: The Decisions That Didn't Quite Make it

We regret to inform you that your decision, Decision 1234, has been rejected. Our reasoning is as follows:

• Lack of logic
• Inadequate research
• Excessive use of Comic Sans

We hope you can understand the gravity of our rejection and will take these criticisms to heart. To help you improve, we recommend visiting our Decision Improvement Page

Alternatively, you may want to Escalate to Management for a second opinion (not that we recommend this)

Decisions Are Not for Pleading, we repeat. Don't make us say it again.