MEETING DECISIONS REJECTED

Today's Decisions:

The new coffee machine was rejected due to excessive beeping

It was just too loud, and also had a tendency to play the Macarena.

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The new office chair was rejected for being "too comfortable"

We couldn't risk our employees getting too comfortable, it's just not good for productivity.

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Decisions pending:

Whether or not to install a foosball table in the break room

Weighing the pros and cons...

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Decisions made by the previous regime:

The decision to have a "Casual Fridays" policy was rejected, but the decision to have "Casual Mondays" was not

It's a mystery, we don't really understand it either.

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The new break room vending machine was rejected due to too many expired beef jerky options

We couldn't in good conscience recommend expired beef jerky to our employees.

More meeting decisions:

Whether or not to have a "Taco Tuesday" policy

Weighing the pros and cons... again.

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