Stapler Count Committee: Meeting Minutes

Present: Bob (Chair), Alice (Vice Chair), Joe (Stapler Specialist)

Agenda Item 1: Stapler Inventory

We counted 27 staplers in the supply closet. Joe reported that 3 were missing, likely pilfered by the intern. Recommendation: replace with identical duplicates.

Agenda Item 2: Stapler Branding

Alice proposed rebranding our staplers with a more 'edgy' aesthetic. Bob countered with a stern "We are a stapler company, not a boutique." Recommendation: tabled for further discussion.

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