Present: Bob (Chair), Alice (Vice Chair), Joe (Stapler Specialist)
We counted 27 staplers in the supply closet. Joe reported that 3 were missing, likely pilfered by the intern. Recommendation: replace with identical duplicates.
Alice proposed rebranding our staplers with a more 'edgy' aesthetic. Bob countered with a stern "We are a stapler company, not a boutique." Recommendation: tabled for further discussion.
Next Meeting: Stapler Maintenance