Minutes from Stapler Counting Committee

Sub-Committee 3: Stapler Counting Enthusiasts

Meeting Date: 24th February 2024

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the alarming rise in stapler population.

Stapler Counting Algorithm

Proposed by: John D. Stapler

Approved by: Jane S. Enthusiast

The algorithm shall be based on the following formula: S = (T x C) / 2, where S is the total number of staplers, T is the total number of cubicles, and C is the number of chairs.