Meeting Notes: Stapler Counting Session 2023

Item 3.1.2: "Stapler Counting: The Never-Ending Battle"

  • Resolution 1: We will count 5 staplers per minute
  • Resolution 2: We will have a 2-hour lunch break to eat all the staplers we counted
  • Resolution 3: If anyone asks about the stapler count, we will tell them to just Google it
Subitem 3.1.2.1: Stapler Counting Algorithm Subitem 3.1.2.2: The Dark Side of Stapler Counting Subitem 3.1.2.4: The Stapler Counting Hall of Fame