PROPOSAL FOR STAPLER COUNT 3.1.2.4.1

We the undersigned, propose the following:

• Article 1: Increased Stapler Count
• Article 2: Stapler Maintenance Schedule
• Article 3: Stapler User Interface Redesign

By proposing this, we aim to revolutionize the stapler industry and make our staplers shine like the stars in the night sky!

Recommendations:

• We recommend a minimum of 17 staplers in every office.
• We propose that staplers be installed in every meeting room, break room, and supply closet.
• We suggest a special stapler-themed coffee break for all employees.