Decisions made with reckless abandon:
1. Instituting a company-wide "Casual Wednesday" policy.
2. Increasing the budget for 'Free Donut Fridays' by 500%.
3. Naming the new water cooler "The Fountain of Youth".
Creating an in-house 'Disco' band for company events.
Requiring all meetings to start with a 10-minute video of cat videos.
These decisions have been ratified by the Council of Unimpeachable Decision Makers. Any attempts to reverse these decisions will be met with stern resistance.
See Also:
prophets_of_doom.html (for those seeking guidance on the impending doom that these decisions will bring)