MEETING: DECISIONS

Today's agenda: making decisions that will shape the course of human history.

DECISION 1: Buy more staplers	DECISION 2: Rename the conference room to 'The Think Tank'	DECISION 3: Implement a new policy of mandatory coffee breaks every hour
Sub-Committee Report: 'The stapler situation'
DECISION 4: Hire more janitors to clean up after us	DECISION 5: Introduce a new dress code: 'Business Casual with Fridays being 'Taco Tuesday' themed'	DECISION 6: Create a new 'Bureaucracy' department to handle all the paperwork