Minutes of the Zlorgs with Superlative Syndrome Meeting

The Zlorgs with Superlative Syndrome have convened in an effort to discuss their uniquely crippling affliction.

Present were 12 Zlorgs, each with their own brand of superlative symptoms, including but not limited to:

• Excessive use of all caps in written communication
• Uncontrollable urges to use unnecessarily complex vocabulary
• Compulsive need to compare everything to the works of Nietzsche
• Unrelenting desire to correct others on the use of proper punctuation

Agenda for the meeting:

• Item 1: Discussion of the ethics of using 'whence' in everyday conversation
• Item 2: The implications of our collective use of 'existential dread' on social interactions
• Item 3: Strategies for dealing with 'philosophical navel-gazing' in group settings

The meeting was adjourned due to a sudden onset of 'existential dread' among the attendees.

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