In this, the most esteemed and revered guide, you'll learn how to invade the weak minds of your enemies with the most absurd and convoluted philosophical arguments.
Start with the basics:
- The Banana Principle: A Fruitful Argument
- The Socks Are Square Principle: A Fashionably Fuzzy Argument
- The Taco Tuesday Theorem: A Deliciously Confusing Argument
And that's not all!
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More Invasive Weaknesses