MANDATE 01: A Declaration of the Obvious

WHEREAS

• the world is a confusing place
• and people are too lazy to read fine print
• and the government must do something

BE IT HEREBY ENACTED

1. Mandate 01: All signs shall be written in Comic Sans
2. Mandate 02: All instructions shall be accompanied by a minimum of 3 exclamation marks
3. Mandate 03: All forms shall be at least 5 pages long