MANDATE 01: A Declaration of the Obvious
WHEREAS
- the world is a confusing place
- and people are too lazy to read fine print
- and the government must do something
BE IT HEREBY ENACTED
- Mandate 01: All signs shall be written in Comic Sans
- Mandate 02: All instructions shall be accompanied by a minimum of 3 exclamation marks
- Mandate 03: All forms shall be at least 5 pages long
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