Mandate 02: The Unyielding Regulations of the Unrelenting Bureaucracy

This mandate is a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape, ensnaring even the most stalwart of individuals in its grasp.

Section 1: The Unyielding Clauses

1. Article 1.1: You must do this.
2. Article 1.2: You must not do that.
3. Article 1.3: You must do something in between, but only on Tuesdays.

Section 2: The Bureaucratic Exemptions

• Subsection 2.1: Exceptions for people who have been stuck in this process for more than 3 years.
• Subsection 2.2: Exceptions for people who have a strong understanding of bureaucratic jargon.

			
				ARTICLE 1.1: YOU MUST DO THIS.
				ARTICLE 1.2: YOU MUST NOT DO THAT.
				ARTICLE 1.3: YOU MUST DO SOMETHING IN BETWEEN, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS.
				EXCEPTION 1: IF YOU HAVE BEEN STUCK IN THIS PROCESS FOR MORE THAN 3 YEARS, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
				EXCEPTION 2: IF YOU HAVE A STRONG UNDERSTANDING OF BUREAUCRATIC JARGON, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
			
		

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