Mandate #123: Unnecessary Red Tape

This mandate requires all employees to wear funny hats on Fridays.

Section 1: Purpose

This mandate is hereby issued to ensure that all employees are adequately prepared for the impending doom of Fridays.

Section 2: Requirements

Each employee must wear one of the following approved hats:

• Red fez with white stripes
• Blue beret with a golden brooch
• Purple top hat with a red sash

Section 3: Exceptions

No exceptions will be made, except for:

• Tuesdays, when the sun is shining brightly
• Days when the coffee machine is broken

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