By order of the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms, all sentient beings are required to communicate telepathically within a 5-meter radius of the Galactic Center.
Failure to comply will result in immediate reeducation via neural reformatting.
Side effects may include:
- Uncontrollable telepathic transmissions to nearby sentient lifeforms
- Temporary loss of motor control due to conflicting mental signals
- Irreversible brain damage from attempting to process excessive information