Meeting Agenda: The Most Important 10am Meeting of the Century

Meeting ID: 123456

• 10:00 - 10:10: Coffee and Suffering

  A brief moment of silence for those who forgot to grab their morning coffee.

  • Link to Coffee Break

• 10:10 - 10:20: The State of the Corporation

  A 10-minute update on our financial situation, because we're all adults here.

  • Link to Financial Report

• 10:20 - 10:30: New Employee Orientation (Again)

  We'll go over the 17-page manual one more time, because why not?

  • Link to Employee Manual

• 10:30 - 10:50: The "Is This Really Necessary?" Committee

  A discussion on the merits of our new stapler policy.

  • Link to Stapler Policy