MEETING AGENDA

9:00 - 10:00am: Coffee and existential dread

10:00 - 11:00am: Important Meeting

Attendees: Everyone who didn't flake

Objective: Discuss why the project is failing

Agenda items:

Item 1: Why is the budget still in shambles?
Item 2: Are we still doomed?

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11:00 - 12:00am: The never-ending meeting

Attendees: The ones who didn't get a coffee refill

Objective: Discuss why the project is still failing

Agenda items:

Item 1: Are we still on the same topic?
Item 2: Is this meeting ever going to end?

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10:00 - 11:00am: The meeting that will change everything

Attendees: The ones who brought donuts

Objective: Discuss why the project is still failing, but with more donuts

Agenda items:

Item 1: Can we just give up now?
Item 2: Do we really need to eat these donuts?

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