10am Meeting Agenda

Item 1 of 19 Discuss the plot of the new office romance novel. Item 2 of 19 Review the budget for the new coffee machine. Item 3 of 19 Discuss the new policy for flexible work hours. Item 4 of 19 Plan the annual company picnic. Item 5 of 19 Introduce the new employee, who will be sitting in the corner, judging us all. Item 6 of 19 Review the company handbook, because who doesn't love a good review? Item 7 of 19 Discuss the new policy for taking naps in the office. Item 8 of 19 Review the sales figures for the quarter, because who doesn't love a good spreadsheet? Item 9 of 19 Discuss the new policy for eating at your desk. Item 10 of 19 Review the new employee handbook, because who doesn't love more paperwork? Item 11 of 19 Discuss the new policy for microwaving fish in the office. Item 12 of 19 Review the company's social media presence, because who doesn't love a good Twitter storm? Item 13 of 19 Discuss the new policy for taking a 3-hour lunch. Item 14 of 19 Review the company's charitable donations for the quarter. Item 15 of 19 Discuss the new policy for playing the office guitar. Item 16 of 19 Review the company's recycling policy, because who doesn't love a good compost bin? Item 17 of 19 Discuss the new policy for having a foosball table in the break room. Item 18 of 19 Review the company's policy for eating at your desk while on the phone. Item 19 of 19 Discuss the new policy for taking a 5 o'clock happy hour.

Next meeting: 2pm. Don't be late!