10:00 - 10:10 Arrive at the conference room. Don't spill your coffee.
10:10 - 10:20 Welcome and pointless small talk.
10:20 - 10:40 Discuss the meaninglessness of our existence.
10:40 - 11:00 Take a break. Eat a sandwich.
11:00 - 11:20 Solve world hunger with the latest in bean-counting technology.
11:20 - 11:40 Discuss the meaning of "free time" and whether it exists.
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