10:00 AM - Meeting Agenda

• 1. Discuss the meaninglessness of existence

  Why are we here? Is it just to suffer and die?

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• 2. Debate the merits of pineapple pizza

  Is it an abomination? A culinary crime against humanity?

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• 3. Discuss new ways to procrastinate on tasks

  From cat videos to Reddit threads, the art of doing nothing.

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• 4. Plan a surprise party for the CEO

  We must make this happen. Cake and balloons, anyone?

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