MEETING AGENDA

1. Introduce yourself to the coffee machine

10:00 - 10:05am 5 minutes

Next: 2. Check the conference room Wi-Fi

2. Check the conference room Wi-Fi

10:05 - 10:10am 5 minutes

Previous: 1. Introduce yourself to the coffee machine Next: 3. Plan the world's most boring presentation

3. Plan the world's most boring presentation

10:10 - 10:15am 5 minutes

Previous: 2. Check the conference room Wi-Fi Next: 4. Debate the meaning of life

4. Debate the meaning of life

10:15 - 10:20am 5 minutes

Previous: 3. Plan the world's most boring presentation Next: 8. Discuss the futility of human existence

5. Check the meeting room temperature

10:20 - 10:25am 5 minutes

Previous: 4. Debate the meaning of life Next: 10. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity

6. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity

10:25 - 10:30am 5 minutes

Previous: 5. Check the meeting room temperature Next: 11. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went

7. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity (revised)

10:30 - 10:35am 5 minutes

Previous: 6. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity Next: 12. Send out a second group email about how poorly the meeting went

8. Discuss the futility of human existence

10:35 - 10:40am 5 minutes

Previous: 4. Debate the meaning of life Next: 13. Plan the meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity

9. Take a 30-minute break to contemplate the meaning of life

10:40 - 11:10am 30 minutes

Previous: 8. Discuss the futility of human existence Next: 11. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went

10. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity

11:10 - 11:15am 5 minutes

Previous: 7. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity (revised) Next: 14. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (revisited)

11. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went

11:15 - 11:20am 5 minutes

Previous: 10. The meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity Next: 15. The meeting adjourns, finally, for good

12. Send out a second group email about how poorly the meeting went

11:20 - 11:25am 5 minutes

Previous: 12. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went Next: 16. Send out a third group email about how poorly the meeting went

13. Plan the meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity

11:25 - 11:30am 5 minutes

Previous: 8. Discuss the futility of human existence Next: 17. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (again)

14. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (revisited)

11:30 - 11:35am 5 minutes

Previous: 14. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (revisited) Next: 18. Declare the meeting adjourned (for real, this time)

15. The meeting adjourns, finally, for good

11:35 - 11:40am 5 minutes

Previous: 11. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went Next: 19. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in hindsight)

16. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in hindsight)

11:40 - 11:45am 5 minutes

Previous: 17. Plan the meeting's final, desperate attempt at productivity Next: 20. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in retrospect)

17. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in retrospect)

11:45 - 11:50am 5 minutes

Previous: 16. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in hindsight) Next: 21. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end)

18. Declare the meeting adjourned (for real, this time)

11:50 - 11:55am 5 minutes

Previous: 18. Declare the meeting adjourned (for real, this time) Next: 22. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end, again)

19. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end, again)

11:55 - 12:00pm 5 minutes

Previous: 19. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end) Next: 23. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (the final, final time)

20. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (the final, final time)

12:00 - 12:05pm 5 minutes

Previous: 21. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end) Next: 24. The meeting is over, actually, for real

21. The meeting is over, actually, for real

12:05 - 12:10pm 5 minutes

Previous: 22. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end, again) Next: 25. The meeting will never, ever happen again

22. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (in the end, again)

12:10 - 12:15pm 5 minutes

Previous: 23. Send out a group email about how poorly the meeting went (the final, final time) Next: 26. The meeting is actually, finally, over

10am Agenda